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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}

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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}

{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}