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{"type":"standard","title":"The Ting Tings","displaytitle":"The Ting Tings","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q219939","titles":{"canonical":"The_Ting_Tings","normalized":"The Ting Tings","display":"The Ting Tings"},"pageid":14573266,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/Ting_Tings_Toronto.jpg/330px-Ting_Tings_Toronto.jpg","width":320,"height":224},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Ting_Tings_Toronto.jpg","width":1572,"height":1098},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286268753","tid":"36942872-1c91-11f0-9282-71fefc19bcf9","timestamp":"2025-04-18T20:10:46Z","description":"English musical duo","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ting_Tings","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ting_Tings?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ting_Tings?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Ting_Tings"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ting_Tings","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Ting_Tings","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ting_Tings?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Ting_Tings"}},"extract":"The Ting Tings are an English indie pop duo formed in Salford, Greater Manchester, in 2007. The band consists of Katie White and Jules De Martino.","extract_html":"
The Ting Tings are an English indie pop duo formed in Salford, Greater Manchester, in 2007. The band consists of Katie White and Jules De Martino.
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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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Chorolque, also known as Cerro Chorolque, is an extinct volcano in the Potosí Department of southern Bolivia. The Santa Bárbara settlement is located at a height of 4800 m on the side of the mountain.
"}{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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